Reasons You Should Move to Serbia:
1. The third-most eligible bachelor is Nenad Kristic
2. Now that Kosovo has declared independence from Serbia, the list of Serbia's Most Eligible Bachelors, already quite questionable, has been further depleted.
3. As far as names of countries go, Montenegro sounds like it has elegant casinos.
4. According to his blog, the third-most eligible bachelor has a girlfriend, meaning the #3 spot is currently vacant:
I have a girlfriend. I’ve had a girlfriend for five years and she’s really great. That’s the first time I’ve heard about that. I never heard about that and I’m really surprised. I think it’s not really true. I need to look on the internet and make sure. What can I say? I have a girlfriend; I’m not married but I’m living with my girlfriend. I don’t know if that’s true. I’m going to ask Ian Eagle about that; maybe he just made up that story." - Nenad Kristic